PICK-UP LINES

106 PICK-UP LINES GATHERED TOGETHER BY ME!

ALL I CAN SAY BEFORE YOU READ THIS  IS JUST BE HONEST AND SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID AND YOU DON’T NEED TO USE PICK UP LINES. .

1. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

2. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

3. You must have mirrors in your pants because I've been seeing myself in them all day. 4. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

5. YOU: Can I have directions? HIM/HER: To where? YOU: To your heart.

6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

7. Hey, I heard your ankles are having a party and they want your pants to come on down. 8. That shirts very becoming on you... but then again if I were on you I'd be coming too. 9. Do you have any (any ethnic descent, e.g. Irish) in you? Would you like some?

10. YOU: Is your father a thief? HIM/HER: No, why do you ask? YOU: He must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

11. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

12. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

13. [Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder] How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

14. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

15. YOU: Can I borrow a quarter? HIM/HER: What for? YOU: I want to call your mother and thank her.

16. Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 17. YOU: [Examine the tag on the inside of girl or guy's shirt] HIM/HER: What are you doing? YOU: Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.

18. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

19. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

20. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 21. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

22. YOU: Hey! You dropped something [and point to the ground] HIM/HER: Oh really? What? YOU: Your smile.

23. Is that Windex on your pants, because I can see myself in them.

24. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

25. My name's [your name here]. That's so you know what to scream

26. My name's [your name here], but you can call me "lover."

27. Can I flirt with you? 28. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

29. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

30. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

31. Nice dress! Bet it'd look great on the floor next to my bed.

32. Do you want to see something swell? 33. I'm just like Milk, I do your body good!

34. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?5. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

35. Hi, I'm a hurdle, wanna jump me? 36. I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart. 37. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

38. At the office copy machine: "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

39. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

40. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

41. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 42. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You reply: "Do you have the energy?"

43. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)

44. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

 45. Your place or mine?

46. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 47. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

48. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

49. I'm a milkman. Want it in the front or the back?

50. My friends call me Orange. Wanna squeeze me?

51. My friends call me Booger. Wanna eat me?

52. My friends call me scab. You should pick me.

53. I'm a pilot. Can I see your cockpit?

 54. My friends call me Santa. Wanna sit on my lap?

55. My name is Richard, but my friends call me Dick. Wanna know why?

56. You're legs are like peanut butter. Smooth and creamy and easy to spread.

57. I'm a caveman. Lets go spelunking.

 58. I'm an army man, wanna see my cannon?

 59. I'm a doctor, take your clothes off.

 60. Honey, you look better than a new set of snow tires.

61. Your boobees are almost as big as my moms.

62. (While in the country) You're car break down here often?

63. You smell just like the lady at the retirement home.

64. You know, my mother has that same dress.

65. Can I look up your dress?

66. I work at a condom factory, wanna test my product?

67. They don't call me the Italian Stallion for nothing.

68. My name's Clark Kent. Let's go strip in a telephone booth.

69. Put your lippers on my zipper.

70. Didn't I see you on a street corner?

71. What tastes bad, is white and sticky? Mayonnaise dumb ass.

72. When you told me to fuck off was that a no?

73. Please excuse me if I appear erect. I am.

74. I'm a police officer, and I will be forced to due a body cavity search.

75. You are a red rose, and I'm a little thorny.

76. Lets play bowling. I can shove my fingers in you, then throw you in the gutter.

77. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

78. Want to see who can pee the farthest?

79. My name's alfalfa. Wanna pluck my sprout?

80. Your the one for me fatty!

81. I'm an Indian. See my totem pole.

82. I drive fast. Wanna burn rubber?

83. I once went through 4 condoms in one night of masturbating.

84. Honey, your like Walmart. Your open 24 hours a day.

85. Hey! Is that a wig?

86. Are those real?

87. Pardon me, but how much do you weigh?

 88. Good lord those are big feet.

89. If you had six nipples and a wet nose you'd be as good as my dog.

90. Do you want extra sour cream on that?

91. Your like Radio Shack, everything I want is too expensive.

 92. I haven't gotten any in 2 years, what about you?

93. When I was little I had an erector set.

94. I'm a pyro, and my fire burns only for you.

95. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

96. I work the fries at McDonald's and I save the grease too.

97. I'm an astronaut. Wanna see my rocket?

98. You Say: Hi, how do you feel today? They Say: Fine. You Say: I asked how you felt, not how you look! For All You Computer Lovers, Try:

99. Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

100. Or: You make my software turn into hardware.

101. That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?

102. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U in between F and CK.

103. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

104. You Say: Do you have a map? They Say: No, why? You Say: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.4. If pretty was a minute you would be an hour

105. I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar.

106. Are you interested in photography? Let's go to my darkroom and see what develops.