JOKES

Joke of the Week

The Top Ten Sentences That You'll Never Hear Your Girlfriend Say:

10. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna burst!

9. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

8. That was a great fart! Do another one!

7. I'd rather watch football and eat with you than go shopping!

6. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

5. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?*

4. Honey... our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again. Come see!

3. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try it again?

2. Let's get a good porno flick, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

And, the No.1 sentence that you'll never hear your girlfriend say...

1. I'll swallow it all... I love the taste!